Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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