I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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