so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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