She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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