i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
