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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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