dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
17 year olds will be the death of me.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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