K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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