16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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