I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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