absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
