I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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