Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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