this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Randomize
