Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm at about main and main street
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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