he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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