the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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