They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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