Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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