I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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