So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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