i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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