Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
