so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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