I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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