Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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