Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
