Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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