So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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