im drinking this country out of the recession.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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