Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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