Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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