i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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