fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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