So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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