I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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