i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
