i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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