it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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