You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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