Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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