well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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