dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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