Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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