bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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