Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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