if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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