what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You're a waste of cheezeits
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Randomize
