Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Randomize
