that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Randomize
