rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
All the doctor said was why
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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