Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
