Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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