i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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