I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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